[Woooooooooooooooooooooow. The audacity. Simon snorts, looks away as he has another sip of water.]
You were terrible.
[He would have insulted his dick and said it was tiny, but that was just objectively untrue. He wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face, not even a little.]
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Date: 4 May 2023 01:38 (UTC)You were terrible.
[He would have insulted his dick and said it was tiny, but that was just objectively untrue. He wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face, not even a little.]